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CARIBBEAN WOMEN
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had
given
their new wives duties. The first man had married a
woman from Trinidad, and bragged that he had told his wife
she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that
needed done at their house. He said that it took a couple
days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and
the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Barbados. He bragged
that he
had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the
first day he didn’t see any results, but the next day it was
better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes
were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a girl from Jamaica. He boasted
that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes
washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the
table for every meal. He said the first day he didn’t see
anything, the second day he didn’t see anything, but by the
third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a
bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a
landscaper.
Got to love those girls from Jamaica. |
